Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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