wat bout pragnant strippers??
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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