I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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