Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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