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He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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