How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You can make out without kissing
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