It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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