if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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