Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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