I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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