glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Enjoy the penises
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
