Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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