: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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