He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
its not stalking. its research.
Welp...herpes.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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