You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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