and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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