Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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