I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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