Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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