So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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