are you still at the devil's house?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
smell my finger.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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