I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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