sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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