my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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