My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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