i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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