would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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