I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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