1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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