What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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