How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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