Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
