he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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