I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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