you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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