somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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