I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Randomize
