i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize