she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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