I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Randomize
