Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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