that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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