weddingsv make me drug and hornr
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
i believe in u and ur pee
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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