My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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