We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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