Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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