This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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