tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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