oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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