i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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