Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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