she was so not down for the gang bang
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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