you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize