Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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