My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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